Grey hair........................?

Man says to his wife "I had to show the grey hair on my chest today to draw my pension".

Wife says "you should have shown your willy, would would have got disability benefit too".

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Hahahahaha! very good one !!

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LOVE THAT ONE.LOL

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Ha Ha good one! Have a star!

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I Like it!

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LOL!!!

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i to am grey in the winky department,and still found it funny

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Ingrown hair around vaginal area that I have a question about?

I have an ingrown hair around my vagina and I noticed a white tip on it like you would find on a zit. I sqeezed at it and ALOT of pus came out. I noticed a little blood in the pus so I decided that it was probably best to stop squeezing. Is it normal to find pus in a enlarged bump, otherwise known as an ingrown hair?oh, and will I have to get all the pus out befre the hair appears or will it show up while I'm getting the FOWL SMELLING pus out?

Ingrown hair around vaginal area that I have a question about?

your skin is becoming irritated and making the pus. if you can get a good angle and see it, use a needle and hook the hair to get it straight, and then tweeze it out...

if you can't see it, just keep neosporin-ing it until the the layer of skin it's attached to is on the top layer and falls off

squeezing MAY get the hair to appear and 'right' itself, or it may just make the area bruise.. so be careful!!

yeah and the pus should be a ball smaller than the size of a sesame seed... if it's more pus than that, get it checked out :/

Ingrown hair around vaginal area that I have a question about?

I get a lot of ingrown hairs when I shave down there, so I'm sure other people get them as well, but fowl-smelling pus? Are you sure it's ingrown hairs and not something else?

Perhaps you sould get tested.

Ingrown hair around vaginal area that I have a question about?

Squeeze everything out that you can get out. Hopefully the hair will appear and you can pull it out.

Clean the area very well and use alcohol to clean it again.

Wipe it with alcohol every time you use the bathroom for a couple of days. You may need to put a pad on or some folded up t-paper for a little while to catch the bleeding.

You will be fine, lots of people get them.

Ingrown hair around vaginal area that I have a question about?

it could be a cyst/boil, which if it is needs to be drained by a doctor...also, the doctor will need to prescribe you some antibiotics for the bacterial infection

hope i was able to help

Ingrown hair around vaginal area that I have a question about?

well honey, i had the very same problem and i decided to see my dermatologist. He told me that rubbing a topical aloe vera solution around my vagina would improve things in no time and make it less irritating. I was skeptical but after 2 days of applying it i was all better. just go to a local drugstore and buy some aloe vera gel and apply it liberally. trust me hun, it will work, i guarantee it.

Ingrown hair around vaginal area that I have a question about?

ingrown hairs are common when people shave. It's the hair not breaking the surface of the skin and becoming infected. I haven't gotten one in a long time, but I squeeze them out and pull the hair out. you can try to exfoliate that area before you shave next time, because I do that every once and a while and it helps make a good shave.

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

i have brown hair and just got new hihglights, blond , and the hair style i was going to were does not show them!!!!!! my hair is really long and is going to be blown out!!!!!!!!! and i have bangs 5that come down to about my cheek!!!!!!!!!! what ever i were i must have a head band!!!!!!!! plese help me pick my hair style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

I think that you should wear a cute polka dotted headband, with your bangs in front of it. Just leave your bangs to the side, and then put the headband right on the top but with all the hair besides the bangs in it.

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

I always like the swoop bands with a handband and the hair in a low messy bun very nicole richie

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

put peanut butter on your face for a nice smooth wrinkelless conplection

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

cut your bangs so they are side swpet and choppy looking. get the highlight sbolder if they don't show..

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

being that its the first day you should try and straighten so people can see how much it has grown......also with your bangs you could tuck them behind your ears and then put the headband over them so it dowesnt look pulled back!

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

i would say a side sweep of bangs on your forehead.

Here place your bangs to your left ear lobe and straighten out your hair. Next add a little wave to the bottom of you do. Your done.

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

Girl, nothing shows off highlights more then wavy soft curls! Just put your hair in some big barrelled curlers for about 20mins, or if you have a wide curling iron that works well too. Trust me if you want to show off your highlights, this is deff the way to do it!

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

omg...when i saw your avatar i just had to make a comment with an avatar so scary as your own you should focus only on fixing itrather than worrying about your hair.

First day of school hair question!!!!!!!!!1?

First...DONT COVER YOUR FACE WITH YOUR BANGS! Think something along the line of Jennifer Anniston.

Hair dye colors site?

i'm looking for a site that will show me different hair colors because i'm thinking about dying my hair and i wanna see what colors there are

Hair dye colors site?

http://www.hairstylesdesign.com

http://www.2hairstyles.com

http://www.hairstyleswatch.com

http://hairstyles.hairboutique.com

http://www.makeoversolutions.com/index.p...

Hair dye colors site?

http://clairol.com/security/login.jsp?de...

you just upload your pic and you can try out different colors and different hair styles. you hafta sign up but it doesnt cost anything- just a few seconds of your time. it helps alot. =)

Hair dye colors site?

go to yahoo.com and search

Hair dye colors site?

try Loreal.com or Roux.com or any hair color brand name .com they might work Good Luck and God Bless

How would I put these hair dyes in?

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/p...

and

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/p...

also would these colors show up in black hair(natural) and how long would they stay? o and im just doing a little bit in the back. How would i put them in?

How would I put these hair dyes in?

im not sure that it will show up in dark hair. i tryed to do hot pink in mine and its a dark brown but it didnt show up at all. however it was a different brand. ive heard that manic panic shows up in darker hair so i might give that a try

How would I put these hair dyes in?

I would have someone dab them into a spherical sponge and whip them at the back of your head.

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professio

my natural hair colour is blonde but it started to get darker at the top so i dyed it a lighter blonde and noe the roots are showing and i dont want to dye it anymore or grow it out

i ned help immediatly and i dont really want to go to a salon professional help if possible

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professional help?

you can get all sorts of home hair-dying kits for roots at ur local chemist

they come in lots of ranges of color and aren't generally too expensive

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professional help?

You'll just have to do root touch ups every 6 weeks. It will be a lot less expensive than dying your hair completely. Go to a beauty store and find your match and you'll be set, if you don't mind doing it yourself!

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professional help?

Spend about 10 bucks at any local store that sells root touch up hair dye. Its pretty self explanatory to use and doesn't take much time.

Dying your hair, either fully or just the roots is something you're ALWAYS going to have to keep up with since you dyed your higher lighter then your natural color.

Its cheaper doing it yourself, just don't do it too often, as you'll risk damaging your hair pretty badly.

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professional help?

You're on a slippery slope now, you can either let it grow totally out (which you say you don't want to do - don't blame you, it looks gross), keep dying it (which will wreck your hair) or you can dye it back to close to your natural colour.

Get an "at home" dye from the chemist or supermarket, just follow the instructions on the box and you'll be fine.

:)

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professional help?

hi

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professional help?

Well. you really should go to a salon because only a professional can offer you a color that won't damage your hair. The colors they have at a drugstore are bad for your hair and can damage the hair shaft because they are metallic dyes. Either let it grow out or go to a salon and get a touch-up.

I dyed my hair a lighter blonde but the roots are showing and i dont want to keep dying it professional help?

Go out and have your hair dyed your natural color, BY A PROFESSIONAL.

you are ruining your hair with these cheap do it yourself kits!

Go to a good, well known salon in your area and get it fixed by someone who knows what they are doing! I honestly do NOT reccommend these cheapy hair kits you find in walmart, they're JUNK. if you have to resort to dying your hair yourself, go to a store such as Sally Beauty Supply and get your dye from there!! Be sure to tone it with a hair toning shampoo to get out brassy-ness as well!

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

all those "s's".

My hair is dark brown and naturally curly. Highlighted and straight-permed. It feels silky but it doesn't look silky. You can see every single strand and it isn't shiny.you can see the ends stick out. How can I make my strands blend in all together (so they don't show) and make my hair shiny and smooth and straight looking? 5 stars and 10 points for best answer. I'm desprate. what do I do, salon treatment or something?

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

hey

if your hair is naturaly curly and you what for defo it straight go to saloon and get it professional straighten. then buy products like silky shampoo and con. then buy some straightens it keep it straight. oryou could go to your local hairdressers and ask them whats the best to do

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

For truly "healthy" hair, take Biotin and Zinc supplements every day... you'll get much longer, stronger, healthy hair very quickly! As for smooth and shiny, I use "Silk Works" Professional, Hask's "Pure Shine" Spray-On Luminator, and I use Herbal Essences' "Break's Over" Strengthening Conditioner. By the way, I have people stop me on the street nearly every day complimenting my hair. Give it a try! You'll love the results! :)

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

Easy just wash your hair with rain water.

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

There are a lot of shampoos, conditioner, hair treatment/mask available in the market. I have tried L'Oreal Elseve (choose the one for straight %26amp; shiny hair). It is reasonably priced. There are better other brands like Kerastase or S Factor (Bed Head), but those are very costly. I have tried S Factor - Lusterizer and it looks good on the hair because it shimmers because it contains tiny glitters. Using a hair iron can make your hair shiny, straight and smooth. But make sure you use a hair protectant so your hair will somehow be protected from direct heat caused by ironing. One good brand is Schwartzkopf Flatliner iron serum. Atop of this, have a regular hair treatment every other week to keep your hair in good shape and healthy. Brushing 100 stokes a day can help make your hair shine. Drink and eat healthy too.

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

Wash ur hair with a warn water, it and comb it

i think that will work

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

*use olive oil or carrot oil on your hair( it really works to keep my permed hair strong and silky).

*wash 2 times a week or if you have ethnic hair maybe try washing 1 time every 2 weeks.(has really good texture if you dont wash it all the time).

*wrap your hair at night(this makes hair really smooth)

type wraping hair or wrap hair on google, yahooanswers, yahoo, or about.com and your sure to get some instructions.

there are different ways and technignes of wrapping your hair so keep that in mind.

How to get straight, smooth, silky, shiny, strong hair?

Natural Homemade Beauty tips to Skin %26amp; Hair

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